One Man Fate Has Made Machine Washable...
Ok, so you know that postage stamp with the upside down airplane that's worth millions of dollars? It's expensive because so few of them were made and distributed. I mean, who'd buy a postage stamp with an upside down plane on it? It's a bit bizarre looking, and most people would just opt for the right-side-up version. It's worth mucho dinero because it's rare.
May we present to you the New Captain Scarlet hand towel? Like the postage stamp it's a bit bizarre looking - this towel is in fact a hand puppet, which we suppose means that you can dry both hands at the same time (like any other towel) by inserting one hand inside and slapping the good Captain across the face with the other.
Of course, you could opt not to dry your hands at all, and use this spiffy but curious puppet to taunt your cat.
Whatever you do with it, hang on to it! Who else in their right minds but we hard core fans would buy such a thing? We can almost guarantee that this item will become quite rare and possibly expensive in the distant future, just like that upside-down airplane stamp - maybe you can even pay for the kids' college education by auctioning it online someday. Who can say?
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